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somnusinferno: root-beer-riku: faxen: starsinthegutter: ad-absurdo: arliss: sailaweigh: joannaestep: judgebunny: briannacherrygarcia: madhattress330: lysnk2: goldfishchronicles: risksareforsurvivors: Shot in my jaw. Awesome. that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.  …my ass? …The inside of my thigh? Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS. Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh. Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill. Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm. Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too! Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit. shot through the middle of my forehead lovely D8 ….. I have half a dozen birthmarks thanks to being a premature birth…I…I did not die nicely. I took something to my kidney. It looks like it hurt and was fairly large so I’m going with a blunt object, like a ball mace. Yup.  Muthafucka I got shot in the FACE.

somnusinferno:

root-beer-riku:

faxen:

starsinthegutter:

ad-absurdo:

arliss:

sailaweigh:

joannaestep:

judgebunny:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

Shot behind my left ear. Or I was Van Gogh.

Took a knife to the underside of my jaw.  I’m hard to kill.

Bled out when they hacked off my right forearm.

Dear jebus, in my past lives I was boring, too!

Da fuq. I am not even going to say where I was killed then X_x

stabbed in the stomach, or shot there? legit.

shot through the middle of my forehead

lovely

D8

…..

I have half a dozen birthmarks thanks to being a premature birth…I…I did not die nicely.

I took something to my kidney. It looks like it hurt and was fairly large so I’m going with a blunt object, like a ball mace. Yup. 

Muthafucka I got shot in the FACE.

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siemari:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

cybermanhugger:

hazelxfaerie:

yantair:

theavengerrs:

awkwardbirds:

ohmycha:

Holy crap, this is perfect. It even solves the “what if Spiderman tore his costume” problem. 

I think I’m in love.

I would cosplay the FUCK out of this…

can i have the um.. jacket. please?

Better than the leotard… Definitely.

rad as hell

I approve.

Forever Reblog

I would literally wear this forever.

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tightlaced: Starfucked - 120422 by ~Starfucked

tightlaced:

Starfucked - 120422 by ~Starfucked

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So in art school, I had a teacher who worked for Marvel…

ohmygil:

strongpieces:

complicatedtriangulated:

I once asked him about Rob Liefeld.

He just shook his head, glared, and said, “Liefeld” in a dark tone.

We never spoke of Rob Liefeld again.

LEGIT CACKLING

heh heh heh heh heh

Perfection

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droogywoog: ghostlywhale: riotslug: hAHASDHASJKH ZXCJZBN  i’m cryyyyyyyyying. IT’S BEAUTIFUL. SO PERFECT. sam pls pls YES!!!

droogywoog:

ghostlywhale:

riotslug:

hAHASDHASJKH ZXCJZBN 

i’m cryyyyyyyyying. IT’S BEAUTIFUL. SO PERFECT.

sam pls

pls

YES!!!

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mellifluouscacophony replied to your post: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
How To Celebrate One’s Cumpleanos: just… do what Ryan’s doing. Yep. Happy b-day amigo!

Thanks doll! I’m having the best time!!

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angrypteris: neopianpsychopath: So I mixed a Xwee with Golem…. this is actually terrifying omfg It’s making the Dreamworks Face.

angrypteris:

neopianpsychopath:

So I mixed a Xwee with Golem….

this is actually terrifying omfg

It’s making the Dreamworks Face.

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root-beer-riku replied to your post: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
Dude, you are the luckiest birthday boy in a very long time because that sounds freaking amazing. You get out to the park today, and you have an AWESOME TIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!!

AAAAAH THANK YOU RUE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

That’s right, people. I’m at Disney for my Birthday. Earlier this week, Mickey Mouse himself conducted a whole line of people in singing Happy Birthday to me. Beat that. <3

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cristinakalpa: keepyourcorsetstight: icaruses: airandangels: the best part for me is the utter shock of the server THIS CANNOT BE MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit  His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS” “Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“ “I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“ “If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“ “A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER” He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again. His life has been defined by this moment. This poor guy  The longer you stare at his face, the better it gets. Ohmygod. Dead.

cristinakalpa:

keepyourcorsetstight:

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

The longer you stare at his face, the better it gets. Ohmygod.

Dead.

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root-beer-riku: agirlwithhairlikethis: Tumblr. Do you know what this is? This is an icecream pie, made with cookie dough icecream with a rice krispie treat crust that I have put pineapple sauce, whipped cream, and a cherry on top. Everyone check out this incredible gal. Oh my god Christine is the best human. She did it. She won.

root-beer-riku:

agirlwithhairlikethis:

Tumblr. Do you know what this is?

This is an icecream pie, made with cookie dough icecream with a rice krispie treat crust that I have put pineapple sauce, whipped cream, and a cherry on top.

Everyone check out this incredible gal.

Oh my god Christine is the best human. She did it. She won.

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